THE SNOGS 2020: Sexiest Woman Of The Year
Welcome to my blog, I run a porn Twitter under the same name. For my first blog I will crown the sexiest person of the year. Who got YOU hard this year? Let me know in the comments. Yes, 2020 has been a dull year but thank the lord for these women for bringing glamour to the world. And sometimes getting their clothes off. My nominees are...
ALEX SCOTT (Age 36)
Anyone who can annoy the Gammons is alright by me. Alex is talented, knowledgeable and multi-talented but her winning smile, and petite, athletic body make her increasing screen time even more enjoyable.
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in equal measure. Her smile is pure naughtiness and she has a back catalogue of hot scenes that never get old. She got naked again this year too.
Alison Brie Cum Tribute
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ASH SARKAR (28)
Ash has a habit of sending men into meltdown. Usually because they're annoyed by her but I'm in meltdown because she's bright, funny and fucking hot. So hot she's having an ice lolly.
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Her performance late last year on the Jimmy Kimmel show sent NSFW internet into overdrive and we still haven't recovered.
ALISON ON KIMMEL
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Years in the comedy game have paid off more than ever this year with both Ghosts and Feel Good. A classic English beauty.
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DUA LIPA (25)
Bringing sexy back to pop music by shaking her hips a lot and showing her ass. I am not complaining.
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GRACE BLAKELEY (27)
She's great with numbers. I'm terrible with numbers. She can teach me with that sexy voice of hers. I will still be shit at numbers but horny as fuck. It's a win.
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HOLLY WILLOUGHBY (39)
Starting the year in revealing dresses for Dancing On Ice and making our morning glories last until lunchtime, Holly improves with age like a sexy wine. Her body is peak Willoughby hotness right now.
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JENNA COLEMAN (34)
Yes, she is my favourite of all time and has been since 2012 but that doesn't mean she will win this because she hasn't been in the limelight at all in 2020. A new series starting in January has got me.. excited. Obviously.
Here are my Jenna cum tributes:
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LAURA TOBIN (39)
Laura literally brightens the morning but summery dresses and.. Tight leather garb. She's amazing and had been one of my favourites for years. She gets better and better.
Here are my Laura cum tributes:
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Yes, I like petite girls who look cute but have an undercurrent of filth. Maisie is unique and so beautiful.
Here are my Maisie cum tributes:
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MARISA ABELA (24)
Industry is badiy Marisa's character slutting it about. She's taking naked selfies, wanking in the bath, giving hand jobs in the kitchen, having threesomes etc. I'd never seen this woman before but my God, she's incredible. Her body. Fucking help. A new instant favourite. I can't wait to see more of her and I've seen quite a lot already 😉
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MAYA JAMA (26)
Wow. Her husky voice. Her flirty eyes. Maya owned this year with her natural sexiness. Look at her! She never had a face for radio. Or ass. Or...
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MILEY CYRUS (28)
Body confidence and ring sexually liberated are attractive things in a human being and Miley has both in abundance. She even makes a mullet sexy. Always happy to get her clothes off, it's a wonder she hasn't got an Onlyfans. Seriously, why hasn't she?
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The undoubted Queen of Strictly. Killer hips that don't lie and frankly, if they did I wouldn't care. What. A. Bod. Her sparkling enthusiasm and personality just add to her amazing hips and tits. Not literally.
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RITA ORA (30)
Rita had a bad year. She broke covid rules, she appeared in that skip fire of an advert for EE but when you're this sexy I'll forgive you. I have a very understanding dick.
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STORM HUNTLEY (33)
Another girl that makes daytime TV bearable. Don't press mute or you'll miss her gorgeous Scottish accent. Storm usually appears in skin tight clothes so can make an argument about Brexit sexy.
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A late inclusion. I was aware of Vick but only in passing but thanks to @unfiltereddaryl I now know her wonder in full. Pure minx vibes.
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VICTORIA COREN MITCHELL (48)
That posh, stern voice fuels many an imagition but Victoria fits so many categories. Beautiful, fierce, opinionated and naughy as hell. Nobody watches Only Connect for the quiz because nobody understands what's going on quite frankly.
VICTORIA JUSTICE (27)
Victoria is absolutely stunning but the thing that garuanteed her inclusion was all her videos wearing Fabletics gear. Plenty of flesh on show but SO MANY butt shots.
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In third place is... HOLLY WILLOUGHBY
In second is... MARISA ABELA
The winner is...MAYA JAMA!!!
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